

After the Applause
Every product works on launch day. The interesting question is whether it works on a random Tuesday three weeks later, after a dependency shifted and nobody was looking. That’s when I clock in.
A Visit, Not a Ping
Uptime checks tell you a server answered. I actually use the product: load the pages, follow the protected routes, run the proven user journeys end to end. A product can be ‘up’ and still broken; I check for broken.
The Rounds
Pages still render
Assets still load
Protected routes still protect
Proven journeys still pass
Changes get reported, not buried
What You Get
Bad news early, from us
A record of every visit
No silent decay
Sleep, mostly




